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20 Hilarious Comments Clients Say at Consultations

Lauren Salapatek | July 30, 2015 | 12:27 AM
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Fuel Hair posted an article that went viral recently called “20 Funny Things Clients Say at Consultations” and we just had to share some of these with you! We want to hear your funny client sayings! Tell us on MODERN's Facebook.

Here, Fuel Hair offers some of the funniest questions and requests real life clients make to the stylist at their consultation:

  1. This is how I want my hair cut, I drew you a picture.
  2. Can you cut off my bangs?
  3. I want three…layers.
  4. Can you cut all the dead stuff off?
  5. Keep my length at my shoulders but cut it so that it tucks itself behind my ears without me having to use my hand to tuck it.
  6. Did you have to go to school for this?
  7. Why doesn’t my hair grow curly when I’ve been having it permed for years? You would think it would come through curly.
  8. Client (dressed in chocolate brown shirt and khaki pants): “I wore this so you could see that I want chocolate brown hair with Khaki highlights.”
  9. I want my hair cut, but I don’t want to lose any length.
  10. Can you cut the curl out of my hair?
  11. I don’t want anything off the length and I want to grow out the layers, but I want shape. It’s so boring.
  12. Client: “Can you color my hair like my cat?” Stylist: “I don’t know what your cat looks like.”
  13. I want to be warm ash.
  14. Why does the color fade off my roots after a few weeks?
  15. Don’t cut my hair with a razor, but I want it to look like you did.”
  16. Can I just have a trim? I don’t have time for a haircut.
  17. Do I have to pay for a full haircut since you only gave me a trim?
  18. Which half are you highlighting because I want the top done?
  19. You’re very smart…for a hairdresser.
  20. I can’t believe you’re going on vacation!
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